A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch.
A woman passing by remarks,
"If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady."
He replies,
"If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
A woman passing by remarks,
"If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady."
He replies,
"If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
